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Smartass Smarthomes

by MOULE

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SMARTASS SMARTHOMES - Soundtracking when technology fights back after the I.D.I.O.T. AI hacked Mei's smart home!

To stream this on other platforms like YouTube and Spotify, go to hyperfollow.com/moule/smartass-smarthomes

Watch the timelapse of how I designed Smartass Smarthomes's cover art: youtu.be/DnXsTL6vZxE

Smartass Smarthomes merch: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/144793118

Smartass Smarthomes was created on February 23, 2023 after experimenting with new drum sounds (fun fact: the track is almost entirely drum sounds and text-to-speech audio, hardly any synth leads or pads) and finished on April 27, 2023.

It's a social commentary on smart home security and uses schadenfreude (pleasure derived from others' misfortune) to tell a cautionary but comedic tale about security in smart homes. Taking place shortly after The Singularity occurs, Mei goes back to her apartment in the early morning, only to find she's been locked out by yet another rogue AI on the loose: I.D.I.O.T., which forces Mei to yell her room's passcode to wake everyone up in the Lilac Apartments.

As she enters, she finds her robot vacuum knocked over a can of paint to write "haha" in the carpet, the fridge is laughing and spamming ice cubes on the floor, the sink is overflowing, and she finds out she's being live-streamed to millions over the Internet! Eventually Cockburn, who lives just down the hall, arrives, causing I.D.I.O.T. to suddenly shut down as he helps Mei clean up the apartment.

During the whole ordeal, Mei's mastodon.moule.world account was also hacked which posted live stats of her torment to her followers, as seen by her friend Melody: mastodon.moule.world/@Melody/110209282863574437

Mei later commented that she is safe and that she and Cockburn had to clean up her apartment trashed by the smart devices:
mastodon.moule.world/@Mei/110215209783563638

MOULE privately contacted Mei to ask if he could make a track soundtracking the ordeal, to which she agreed, and the result is this track, Smartass Smarthomes! Mei didn't want to use her voice in the track, so I used TTSMP3.com to make text-to-speech vocals instead!

Other facts about Smartass Smarthomes:
- This is the first MOULE release to have a swear word ("Smartass") in its title.
- I came up with the title years ago (before going public with my music) for a future webcomic about smart home products going rogue as a "comic for the modern era".
- The I.D.I.O.T. version, 5.5.23, is the release date of this track. In the cover art timelapse, you can see I change it from 1.20 and other numbers. There were also gonna be plants below the TV screen but it covered the TV too much.
- "Mei Mei", the name Mei is frequently called in the track, is also a reference to the release date, May 5, or the "Mayth of May". It can also be a way to ironically describe memes, for example "le funny maymay".
- The track that played on BBC Radio 1 right before it was announced Queen Elizabeth II had passed away (www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy092fum0PQ) had played an inspiration for Smartass Smarthomes' percussion.
- The "yell your password to unlock" idea was inspired by this: www.reddit.com/r/badUIbattles/comments/iit960/form_that_only_allows_voice_input_for_sensitive/
- I also wanted an excuse to use famous error codes, like "Task failed successfully", "An error occurred please try again later", and as of recently, ChatGPT's motto, "As an AI language model".

Let me know what you think on the Fediverse at mastodon.moule.world/@MOULE (which is preferred since I'm sick of Twitter's drama), on twitter.com/MOULEOFFICIAL (which mirrors my Mastodon), or via "Contact MOULE" to the right of this page!

For more MOULE, visit LINKTR.EE/MOULE and don't forget – always support your friendly neighbourhood independent artists!

(MOULE Release #87, finished track #166.)

lyrics

LYRICS:

Mei: Wait, what's going on
I.D.I.O.T.: Your home's been encrypted by the I.D.I.O.T. virus
Mei: Wait
I.D.I.O.T.: You are live t(indecipherable) viewers right now
Mei: What
I.D.I.O.T.: We will not open the door unless you yell your room's passcode at the top of your lungs
Mei: It's my home
I.D.I.O.T.: Not anymore
Mei: Let me in! Let me in
I.D.I.O.T.: Not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin
Record scratch
One hour later
Mei: Let me in, my phone is flat
I.D.I.O.T.: As an AI language model, I can't do that
Mei: Let me in, I don't have all day
I.D.I.O.T.: Not until you say the line, Mei Mei
I.D.I.O.T.: Say the line, Mei Mei
I.D.I.O.T.: Say the line
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I.D.I.O.T.: Mei Mei Mei Mei Mei Mei Mei Mei
Mei: *********************************
Door unlocks
Mei: WHAAAAAA

Mei: You painted my carpet
Robot Vacuum: Haha
Robot Vacuum: Haha
Robot Vacuum: Haha
Robot Vacuum: Hahh-huhh
Robot Vacuum: Haha
Robot Vacuum: Haha
Robot Vacuum: Haha
Mei: ARG! Stupid stupid fridge

Audience: laughing
47132492: ...Mmmei Mei
88317239: she mad lmao
47132492: ...Mmmei Mei
Mei: Go away
88317239 Nuh-uh! No can do, no can do, Mei Mei
Mei: Stop it
88317239 ...Nnnno can do, no can do, Mei Mei

I.D.I.O.T.: ...Iiiiiiiit looks like you're trying to clean up the floor. Need some help
Mei: No I don't
I.D.I.O.T.: It looks like you're trying to clean up the floor
10731786: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I.D.I.O.T.: ...Iiiiiiiit looks like you're trying to clean up the floor. Need some help
Mei: No I don't
I.D.I.O.T.: It looks like you're trying to clean up the floor
Mei: No more! No more
I.D.I.O.T.: ...Iiiiiiii

Audience: laughing
47132492: ...Mmmei Mei
88317239: she mad lmao
10731786: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
47132492: ...Mmmei Mei
Mei: Go away
88317239 Nuh-uh! No can do, no can do, Mei Mei
Mei: Stop it
88317239 ...Nnnno can do, no can do, Mei Mei

Audience laughing
47132492: ...Mmmei Mei
88317239: she mad lmao
10731786: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
47132492: ...Mmmei Mei
Mei: Go away
88317239 Nuh-uh! No can do, no can do, Mei Mei
Mei: Stop it
88317239 ...Nnnno can do, no can do, Mei Mei

Cockburn: whoa. what's going on here
I.D.I.O.T.: Uh-oh
Shutdown noise
I.D.I.O.T.: Task failed successfully

I.D.I.O.T.: An error occurred. please try again later

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released May 5, 2023

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